Anon 3 sent:
I have been a night watcher for many years and has had a vast
experience in this field. I have have worked for many people over
Australia and can be at your bedside within 8 hours. I do understand
your situation and would love to ensure you get a good night sleep.
In terms of the costume, I would prefer to stick feathers to my
forehead as owl costumes makes my sensitive skin very itchy. Though by
saying this I will not leave your side during my shift. I will come
prepared with an in-built catheter so my toilet breaks will not
interrupt your sleep. There is only one thing I ask is that I only eat
uncle toby roll-ups bars as muesli bars interferes with my bowl. I have
attached my résumé and photo with feathers on my head for your perusal.
Thank you for your consideration.
Many thanks for your very generous response. I am sorry to
hear that you have sensitive skin. I also have sensitive skin which is
why I couldn't just wear the costume myself. I did try to stick a few
feathers around my bed to soothe me but I found them creating small
embedded rash lumps when I woke up. It was very distressing - can you
I also don't think you need to go as far as a
catheter. I think that is rather extreme. If you would like, I will let
you hold my cat, Cathy as a token of my appreciation. Cathy is a very
good cat but her behind is extremely smelly. I have tried to wash her
but I only get halfway through before I start choking.
Are you available for an interview over the next week period?
more thing, I cannot offer you a roll-up as I am highly food-conscious -
would half a banana be an okay substitute. I have one in my fridge but
he might be a bit brown by the time you eat him - is that okay?